Formed in May 2006 from the ashes of near legendary Nottingham Garage heroes the X-Rays and London Punk 'n' Rollers The Divine Brown, The Hip Priests are the inbred backward bastard sons of Iggy, Johnny T, Hank von Helvete, Lemmy, and Handsome Dick.
The 'Priests, as their already rabid UK disciples like to affectionately call them, are an awesome, gloriously tangled mess of Rampantly sexual, Souped up, Lubed up, Fucked up, High action, Hot Assed Anthemic Sweat Sodden Rock 'n' Roll. A sweet 'n sweaty sonic tonic to accompany your recreational drinkin, druggin and fuckin'. Wasn't 'Rock 'n' Roll' originally a term for fucking anyway? Wasn't it meant to be fun? Provocative? Sexed up? Weren't your parents meant to say 'Turn that noise down'? Yeah, they were…So prepare to get down, get dirty and hail The Breakneck Boogie Babylon Babies, The spleen exploding Sermonisers of the Sacred Sonic Psalms, the Crazed messiahs of deep-fried bone rattling rock 'n' roll! The Righteous King Rockers of in your face Rock 'n' roll Bukkake. Ladies and Gentlemen, Hot girls and pretty boys…The Hip Priests.
Nottingham's' sheriffs of sonic slither explode like a pent up Pentecostal with a goblet of lube and the latest issue of leather nun monthly, splattering their godly goo…gleefully irresponsible, horny teenage slop…narco boogie that brings to mind a hillbilly Motorhead beating snakes to death with their guitars. Classic Rock Magazine
Glorious bastards, all hairy chests, mirrored shades, sweaty mayhem, slick dicks, hot love and brutal truth. Not to mention all the fire and fucking, because they've got plenty of that too... Hot tubed? Oh yeah. Super Lubed? No doubt. Rock 'n' roll? Why they fuck do you think we're here, Jack? Sleazegrinder
This is the sound of Lemmy, early Mick Mars & people who let the New York Dolls crash at their flat...all crashing at their flat...with Keith Moon in a '71 Cadillac with no brakes. Chaos realm
If you love Turbo, Dog Toffee, AC/DC, Motorhead and Zodiac Mindwarp then these are the denim demons for you, Foot on the monitor banging rock n roll for those that love leather, denim, drinking and the smell of oil in their nostrils. Vanity Project
From albums like Turbonegro's "Ass Cobra" to "The Big 6" by The Bottomfeeders, the London sleaze punks sure know how to cut it.... they do a helluva job at it, so swing with hot tubed super lubed rock'n'rollers. Lowcut magazine
THE HIP PRIESTS ARE:
GARY X RAY Joyboy Lead yellin'
LEE LOVE Bass guitarin', Shriekin'
FAST JIMMY H. P. Hot assed Guitarin'
SKINTIGHT TIM Drummin', Hollerin'
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